|1.||Hell Is Other People|
This is an excellent description of most if not all peoples lives.
It originated from a play written by Jean Paul Sartre, who was at the time an existentialist. The play was named "No Exit" (1944), and was about three people trapped in a hotel room indefinitly (the afterlife) while in a love triangle in which no two people felt attraction to each other. During the last line of the play, one of the characters screams "Hell Is Other People!!!!!". It has integrated itself into popular culture's vocabulary while most of the unwashed masses never know its origin.
The annoying guy with the nail clipping habit and halatosis breath is sitting next to you in the carpool again.
|2.||Is that your breath or your ass|
1) A question posed to someone when their breath is so foul that you nearly puke when they are talking to you.
2) A question stated when someone is talking objectionally close to you - in your face - to knock them so off-guard that they have to back away out of embarassment and/or shock.
1) Max: - who was out all night drinking - "...and then we had another round of 5 shooters each and went up to sing Karaoke..."
Scott: - gagging from Max's sewage breath intercedes - "Good god dude...is that your breath or your ass!!?
Max: - turning red from embarassment shuffles off quickly to the men's room to cleanse his mouth with dispenser soap.
2) Sergeant Dick: - uncomfortably close and in the face of an investigating detective - "I want to know if you went in, picked up the knife and THEN put on your gloves, or if you put on your fucking gloves BEFORE picking up the piece inspector!!?"
Inspector Non Chas Lant: - "Excuse me Serge, is that your BREATH or your ASS...."
Sergeant Dick: - backing off several feet - "Just keep the scene clean from now on guys."
When a person's breath smells exactly like ass crack.
Damn bitch! You got the zactly!
|4.||smashed asshole sandwich|
Nasty stink mouth. The worst bad breath you ever smelled. Bad enough, you still smell it 10 minutes after the dude leaves.
Oh fuck me blind Faith. Did you talk to John this morning? He smells like he ate a smashed asshole sandwich.
|5.||teeth like burnt out TWOKS|
someone who's teeth are rotten and black, TWOKS are cars that are stolen
hence a persons rotten teeth look like burnt and destroyed cars
"you've got teeth like burnt out TWOKS"
"your girtlfriends got teeth like burnt out twoks"
|6.||doo doo throat|
Someone with the foulest of breath as if a piece of doo doo is lodged in the throat.
Yo, Pete has a bad case of doo doo throat.
Breath so bad it becomes legendary.
Q: "Mary (Poppins), does my breath smell?"
A: "I'ts supercalifragilisticexpihalitosis!"