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When your mouth and asshole smell the same.
halitosis by J. Michael Reiter August 15, 2003
Stank-ass breath that makes you want to die. Commonly found in old people (particularly professors who drink too much coffee) and college students who don't brush their teeth and are prone to sucking too much cock.
Lordy, Bobby's halitosis was worse than usual today. He must've rolled straight in from that trick of his.
Halitosis by CalvinistHobbs December 12, 2010
You know when you fart and it clears an entire room, well imagine that being condensed into someone’s mouth. That is the smell of halitosis.
Philips, your breath reeks, you have halitosis
halitosis by concerned peer May 21, 2003
Yo halitosis so bad folk look forward to yo farts
halitosis by murcury June 5, 2003

hellatosis 

(hella'toe`sis) v. Breath so bad it must be from Hell. Beyond Halitosis.
Example 1
Jay: Hey Dave, did you smell Rick's breath yesterday? It was so bad it could have literally melted the paint off a '65 Mustang... From the PRESENT day.
Dave: Dang! That sounds like he must've had some BAD Hellatosis.
Jay: Sounds? You mean smells.
Dave: What? You mean that's not a pile of dead bodies of rotting in the hot sun somewhere?
Jay: If somewhere is in Rick's mouth... then yeah.

Example 2
Robert loves smoking cloves and doesn't care if it smells like a smoldering piss soaked carpet being blown out a butt-hole to other people. He's completely unaware of his hellatosis that can bring a man to his knees, double over and up-chuck his lunch until next tuesday.
hellatosis by auditus maximus December 9, 2008
Nasty breath that could knock a buzzard of a shit wagon.
My Boss has chronic halitosis. It stinks like your washroom does when you take a massive dump and then get your first look at it. In his case it is incurable.
Halitosis by Maxwell Smartie June 27, 2009