When something (usually a woman) is widely accepted as hot or tight. So much so, that both Jews and Muslims agree on the validity. In another way, it is so good that Palestinians and Israelis would stop fighting (temporarily) to indulge their more primitive desires in harmony.
“That bitch’s arse is sweet”
“Yeah she is totally kosher-halal”
Israeli soldier: “I’ve got god on my side and I will shoot you.”
Freedom Fighter: “No way I have god on my side and I will blow you the fuck up”
Hot adolescent tourist girl walks past...
Israeli soldier: “I would so totally hit that jail-bail”
Freedom Fighter: “Kosher-halal, my Israeli friend! Who wouldn’t?”
“Yeah she is totally kosher-halal”
Israeli soldier: “I’ve got god on my side and I will shoot you.”
Freedom Fighter: “No way I have god on my side and I will blow you the fuck up”
Hot adolescent tourist girl walks past...
Israeli soldier: “I would so totally hit that jail-bail”
Freedom Fighter: “Kosher-halal, my Israeli friend! Who wouldn’t?”
by Max Louis August 3, 2007
Halal is an arabic word means Divinely allowed, halal meat is the meat of an animal or a bird that was slaughtered according to Islamic teachings. Islamic slaughter involves many things to ensure humane treatment of the animal. First, feeding the animal and giving it water & shade during the days of preparation, out of mercy, so that it does not hunger or thirst. Then, separating it from all the other animals during the slaughter, so that they don't see each other. Then directing it to face the Kaaba in Macca, hiding the knife all the time from it, while saying "In the name of Allah, Allah is the greatest" and slaughtering it rapidly with a very sharp knife. The cut must sever the Carotid arteries, the Jugular veins, and also the oesophagus and the trachea, and stop only at the vertebral column in a single, rapid & very deep act. This method ensures many things, first, that the animals do not see any act of slaughter to other animals, and the animal to be slaughtered itself is not aware it is being prepared for slaughter, so it is not frightened and stays calm. Once the knife touches and cuts the carotids, it loses consciousness, and that's why the knife has to be sharp, to reach and cut the carotids rapidly. The spinal cord is not cut, so it keeps discharging automatic impulses to the body muscles to contract even after the animal loses all awareness, this pumps all the animal's blood outside its body through the great vessels, which is hygienic as it leaves the meat bloodless.
The claim that the animal suffers is debatable because of two physiological mechanisms; Vasovagal syncope occurs if the carotid sheath is traumatized which is enough to cause immediate blackout, and Brain Ischemia which occurs when blood ceases to flow to the brain, also causing the creature to pass out almost instantaneously, and when this ischemia continues, brain death ensues, without a functioning "Sensory system" to perceive this alleged pain.
So in the end, the animal passes out and dies in peace leaving hygienic meat.
The claim that the animal suffers is debatable because of two physiological mechanisms; Vasovagal syncope occurs if the carotid sheath is traumatized which is enough to cause immediate blackout, and Brain Ischemia which occurs when blood ceases to flow to the brain, also causing the creature to pass out almost instantaneously, and when this ischemia continues, brain death ensues, without a functioning "Sensory system" to perceive this alleged pain.
So in the end, the animal passes out and dies in peace leaving hygienic meat.
by Sameh Haggag May 29, 2007
its all kosher halal
by BobbyBlackManSchtein February 27, 2007
Halal Goku is a popular meme in the Dragon Ball and anime community where Goku wears a white outfit with the arabic writing of the word "God" or "Allah" on it, while also having a beard.
by oktowasabi March 4, 2022
by Potato potato !!? December 14, 2020
Muslim colloquialism referring to the physical distance maintained between a (presumably) pious individual and members of the opposite sex. A similar concept among some Christians is that of "leaving room for the Holy Ghost." Also similar to the idea of "social distancing," albeit without a medical rationale.
As the rest of his classmates, most of them women, filtered into the lecture hall, Amir placed a textbook on the seats on either side of him to ensure that the halal gap was maintained.
by SherbertWest July 20, 2022
"Its because she loves the halal sausage"
by H E March 18, 2015