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1. (n) - onomatopoeia for the sound of phlegm that is expelled via the mouth.

2. (v) - the act of expelling phlegm via the mouth.
1. Matthew: HAKTU!

Tony: What was that, mate?!

Matthew: Oh, you know the phlegm that builds up at the back of the throat? Yeah, well I drew it up closer and expelled it via the mouth.

Tony: Gross! That's sick mate!

Matthew: What do you do then? Swallow it? You *do* realize that that's the equivalent of eating SNOT?

Tony: *silent*

2. Josie: Oh man, I gotta haktu real bad right now.
haktu by NaziCookieMonster June 4, 2011
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hakuna mbadala 

(ha koo NAH — bah DAH lah)
Translation from Kiswahili to English: "There is no alternative."

Common usage is found among those aligned with or sympathetic to the LiFE™ Mission of ABiA Nation. It is mostly a stoically serious and sacred admonition, reminder, and encouragement to remember that the cost of freedom and LiVeration can be steep, yet the reward is priceless! Meanwhile, the failure to proceed and succeed is grave and often terminally dire.

It can often be heard uttered at the end of any order or assignment issued that is inherently dangerous and commonly thought of as unlikely, if not impossible to achieve.

It is, however, often used just as enthusiastically at celebrations of remembrance, victory, conquest, and achievement. In this use case, it is usually performed and heard as a rhythmic chant/incantation and/or call & response. The impromptu performance may be accompanied by strong dance and inspired, organically coordinated, sometimes syncopated chest slapping/thumping with the hand and/or fist until it becomes music and song. It is an often imitated style that is unique to the ABiAN Peoples.

The full embodiment of the sentiment of the Israeli Jewish peoples captured in their legendary "En Brera," is inculcated and alive within the understanding of "hakuna mbadala." There is no alternative.
"It is better that we should die on our feet rather than live on our knees. hakuna mbadala."
"Shut up and build IT! hakuna mbadala."
"Always remember. Never forget. Never again. hakuna mbadala."
hakuna mbadala by ABiAN March 8, 2023

Hakuna your tatas 

An alternative phrase to "Calm your tits".

Other examples are "Sooth your boobs", "De-stress your breasts", "Undo the calamity that is your mammaries" and "Adjust your bust before it combusts".

I also like "Give your chest a rest" and "Don't have a rack attack".
Jenna: OMG I'm stressing out over this test! If I don't get a good score, I'll fail the semester and then I'll fail the year, ruining my life and I'll end up homeless because I cant get a job and...

Mark: Dude, hakuna your tatas. It's just one test.

Reimu Hakurei 

a girl who prefers to use violence than diplomacy. punch first ask questions later mentality. a good friend of marisa kirisame
A random youkai got beaten up by Reimu Hakurei, just a normal day in gensokyo.

Hakuna Matata

can’t think of a sentence with hakuna matata in it :(
sorry for any inconvenience caused

Hakuna Matoddler 

It means no babies, for the rest of your days. A pact made between friends to restrain from ever producing offspring.
"Yo, Pumba, how many kids do you want to have?"

"Timon, Hakuna Matoddler! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matoddler! Ain't no passing craze
It means no babies for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matoddler!"
A protecter of it's loved ones, also the Dragon from the film 'Spirited Away'.
This brave, and loving creature protects and bravely watches over young Chihiro, giving her back her identity and hope.
People often fall for his kindness, and affecton.
Although he keeps his emotions locked away, he is one of the most caring Dragons.
Haku by Chi Davies October 22, 2010