hairy taco

an unshaven, unkept vagina

I went down on her hairy taco.

hairy taco by brenda October 3, 2003

Hartaconda 

The Hartaconda is a non venomous extremely large snake. It is generally found in rural areas and starts its hunting in the early morning hours when it is hungriest. Although resilient in its stalking of prey, a few "Fuck You's", or "Go fuck yourselves" seem to be it's only Kryptonite. You can identify if you are being Hartaconda'd with a few easy warning signs. 1) You have considered cutting off your ears or possibly paying someone to fire off large caliber weapons close to your face to stop the ability to hear ridiculous rants about unsolvable or most likely fake problems. 2)You find yourself doing NOTHING all day and you are accompanied with someone talking about how you two are the only ones who did anything all day.
3) You are asked if you want to go fishing some time, only to have so called heterosexual, happily married friend stuff his penis in your face for a week straight.

Hey man, I've got a lot of problems at work going on, can you give me a hand?

Sorry bro, I got Hartaconda'd at 6:30, I guess I'm not doing shit today....... it sucks.....

Hartaconda by The Answer 503 December 3, 2018

hairy taco

vagina; female genitals

He likes to put his meat in my hairy taco.

hairy taco by alex kat December 18, 2005

Hairy taco

A woman’s labia majora, the outer lips covered with pubic hair.

Her hairy taco was on display.

Hairy taco by Medic98 April 14, 2018

The Hairy Taco

1. (Proper Name) A sexual position in which a man defacates upon a woman's breasts. He then lightly sprinkles pubic hair upon his feces and proceeds to simulate intercourse between her breasts.
2. A guy shits on his bitch's tits and then he puts some pubes on them and titty-fucks her.

"Oh, Elizabeth, you'll never guess! George gave me the Hairy Taco last night and it was absolutely divine!"
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"Well, officer, Tyrone tried to give me the Hairy Taco and I axed him to quit 'cause I ain't into that shit and he didn't so I be all pissed and had to shoot 'im."

The Hairy Taco by Mike Hawk, Esquire March 18, 2003

hairycockaball 

A skinny tan guy who smells like sweat and dosent shave at all

I can smellThat hairycockaball from 10 feet away.

hairycockaball by Ieatassforlunch October 4, 2017

Hairyface 

Usually an ape-like creature that rarely leaves his gay neighborhood to come drink with his pals. Hairyfaces are known for flooding problems and nice selections of world beers.

What's hairyface up to tonight? Nothing.

Hairyface by Mr. Redface February 15, 2008