the hairy dude that climbs trees 

The Hairy Dude That Climbs trees is a wildly savage animal. It was discovered in 2019 by two middle schoolers named Ally and Aleena. It can be a very dangerous creature if disturbed or mocked. It has been spotted very few times and is knows to always be in a tree. Recent studies show that the Hairy Dudes prefer oak and maple over pine and firm trees. There is a very large bounty on the creature, if found, captured, and brought into authorities alive and unharmed, you could be rewarded with $300,000,000.00, but if brought in harmed, or dead, you could be fined with enormous charges, or even face a life’s sentence in jail. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a human sized animal, about 6 feet tall and it looks like a short, or shrunken big foot, or a hobo. If you happen to encounter one, don’t worry they speak Spanish and pig Latin. If you speak neither of those languages you could be in trouble, so hocus focus poopy. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees will eat you alive if it is hungry enough. Although this usually only happens if it has not had its daily dose of Chex thingies. Keep an eye out, and remember, Aaron, B is not a vowel.

Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?

Aleena: why yes

Aleena: takes off disguise to reveal a very hairy face
Aleena: aaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhh

the hairy dude that climbs trees by ~ Hay Hay ~ December 14, 2020

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees 

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a savage creature discovered by Allison Hay and Aleena (last name unprovided) The hairy dude has been spotted approximately 46 times and is known to always be hidden climbing in a tree. No one has ever seen the creature outside of a tree. Studies have shown it likes oak and pine trees and hates maple trees. The Hairy Dude that climbs trees is a very hairy looking creature, almost looks like a shorter, shrunken Bigfoot. It will sometimes be found wearing Hawaiian swim trunks. There are is a large bounty on the creature and if found, captured, and brought in alive, you could be rewarded up to $300,000,000.00 but beware, if you don’t hocus focus poopy, the hairy dude could eat you alive. It quickly hungers if it doesn’t get its regular doses of Chex thingies

Ally: are you the hairy dude that climbs trees?
Aleena: why yes, *pulls off disguise to reveal thee very hairy creatures face* aaaaarrrrrgggghhhh

The Hairy Dude that climbs trees by ~ Hay Hay ~ December 14, 2020

Hairybudda 

Unemployed Scot with a tiny penis who pierces his drunkenstud sized penis to make it seem somewhat normal.

Dude, you better get a job before someone does you in the ass HairyBudda style.

That is one of the smallest phallic pieces I have ever seen. You should get it pierced HairyBudda, HAHAHHAHA.

Hairybudda by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Hairybudda 

Flaming Scottish Homo with a dick ring

You're getting as bad as hairybudda

Hairybudda by Matt March 28, 2003

Hairybudda 

Fekin gay assed, Scottish, fuckin fuck fuck, dick-ringed homo ball grabber.

That dude over there with the fucking dick ring keeps trying to fondle my grundle. What a hairy-fucking-ass-budda.

Hairybudda by Shitcakes April 17, 2003

Hairitude 

The attitude you get after you get your hair done and you know you look bomb.

"I can't stand their hairitude. We get it, they're feeling themselves."

"Dude my hairitude is another level. I just dumped my man and quit my job but I dont even give a fuck, cuz I look bomb."

Hairitude by anonalisa October 4, 2020

New york hairdue

The act of a male cuming in a female's shampoo and them useing it without knowing

I did a New York Hairdue on her... She never knew

New york hairdue by Liamisfat January 22, 2025