Bad hair & face day. 

When you have an extremely bad day, & you look really rough, and your hair goes wrong. and so does your make up. leaving you feeling really self conscious. :)

'Hey that Ellie Cheese Lester looks like she's having a Bad hair & face day.'

Bad hair & face day. by EML94 October 28, 2009

Hairy Faced Whore 

Before you have sex with a girl you must shave your pubes and then keep them in your hand. After cumming on her face, throw the pubes onto the cum so that they stick to her face.

I just made that hoe-bag a hairy faced whore.

Hairy Faced Whore by Jon February 27, 2005

Hairy Faced Whore 

A transvestite prostitute.

I thought I had purchased the services of a true whore, and then I discovered it was actually a hairy faced whore.

Hairy Faced Whore by Dr. HFW May 21, 2006

Split Face Hair Shark 

Vagina, pussy, twat, Etc...

Close relative of the Split Face Bald Shark!

I was walking drunk on the beach and almost stepped on a Split Face Hair Shark!

Split Face Hair Shark by RedWingsWin March 26, 2009

hair full of face 

you eat pussy me and my boy originated it in 2003 on some bullshit

get yo hair full of face ass out of here

hair full of face by D-lo January 25, 2005

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

baby face with the parted hair 

Term of endearment used by the sea of admirers for a very handsome narcissistic paramedic. He has great skill in his craft, but this is overshadowed by his knee weakening good looks. Not to mention that amazing hair

Baby face with the parted hair starts all the ivs in the ER

baby face with the parted hair by Bordem queen May 26, 2016