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Come see my hairy armpits 

I planted seeds under my HAIRY ARMPITS! My HAIRY ARMPITS have sweat water and grow in the sun. Avocado plants form and I automatically grow avocados through my HAIRY ARMPITS!
Come see my hairy armpits. I squeeze sweat from my armpits into my mountain dew. Then I dip triple cheese doritos in the sweaty mtn dew and eat like a pig. Oh the triple cheese doritos have bacon products in them. I am now a pig and cannibal. Oh crap. Oh *******************************************!
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armpit hair 

the hair that grows in the armpit
can also be a fetish
omfg that guys armpit hair is so orgasmic

armpit hair 

Gross, that lady has dreadlocks for armpit hair.
armpit hair by Big Boy Ski July 31, 2006

muslim with armpit hair 

this is a term given to someone who looks a little ethnic and has armpit hair. (Can not be used on an actual muslim, just someone who's skin color is a little tan for laughter effects).
Person 1: oh my gosh look at her arms!
Person 2: We have a muslim with armpit hair in our midsts.

Armpit hair 

The last line of defense against down bad guys
That girl has armpit hair ain’t no one down bad enough to hit that
Armpit hair by Lostlizzard707 January 13, 2022

Ayden's Armpit Hairs 

The armpit hairs of a very hot and intelligent young man that resemble that of Gandalf the Gray.
"Wowie man, have you seen Ayden's Armpit Hairs? They look just like Gandalf!"

hairyarmpits32 

The dude on Roblox that goes around harassing emo girls and boys because they are stupid.
Robux hairyarmpits32
hairyarmpits32 by spoiledgamer128 September 24, 2020