Where it's early in "no shave November" and you have to take pictures. You either keep the hair and look like a pubescent boy in the pictures, or shave it off and break the man code.
Man 1: Ah, man! I have to take wedding pics this weekend. I need to cut this peach fuzz off!

Man 2: Bro, it's no shave November. You can't do this.

Man 1: I'm in a hairy catch 22!
by bunshi November 6, 2013
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