hairpie crisis 

When, after giving oral sex to a woman with a hairy vagina, the dude has a few pubic hairs stuck in his teeth.

I had a job interview that I thought went great. I did not get the job and when I got to my car I looked at my face in the rear view mirror and saw a bunch of pubic hairs in my teeth. I realized this is why i failed in my interview. After giving Sophia head before my interview I forgot to check my mouth and floss. This fucking hairpie crisis caused me to blow my interview!

hairpie crisis by Donald Cowboy Cerrone September 27, 2017

hairpie 

A vagina, pussy, box, cunt, snatch, etc...

That chicks hairpie is loose as hell!

hairpie by js_hunter81 April 6, 2007

hairpie 

see furburger

hairpie by gunt_lover September 21, 2003

Hairpie Hugger

A jock-strap like device worn by women to prevent their excess vagina skin from sagging and hanging out of their shorts or skirts.

(WARNING!: A Hairpie Hugger is not to be worn with thong due to recorded side effects of possible braintooth, iphone malaise, finger grumblage and minor heart explosions.)

"Hey....I couldn't help but notice your vagina is hanging out."

"Oh shit! I forgot to wear my Hairpie Hugger."

Hairpie Hugger by DougBoyFresh July 13, 2009

Hairpie 

Usually referring to a male, an exaggerated, full and bushy or tangly hairstyle.

In the movie PLATOON, when Charlie Sheen had his helmet off, his do was a high hairpie.

Hairpie by William Dean A. Garner April 26, 2011

French Hairpiece 

When French people shit on each other's heads. A festive "French Hairpiece" cake is usually served afterwards. The cake also consists of mainly fecal matter and hair.

"My father was born in Paris, so every February 28 we have cake and he gives my mom a diamond studded "French Hairpiece"."

French Hairpiece by Dirty Dru February 16, 2009

Genital Hairpiece 

Another term for genital herpes.

You have been diagnosed with a bad case of the genital hairpiece.

Genital Hairpiece by Fatal Blackout September 15, 2006