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Hairdultery 

I've gone to the same hairdresserfor 22 years. We're the same age so we've grown up together. We give presents to each other's kids. One day I canceled my appointment with her to go to someone closer, cheaper, and willing to take any man that walks in. They even know each other. I walk by both their shops regularly. I committed hairdultery. I feel terrible.
Hairdultery by WBdultery March 1, 2010
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Hairdultery 

I've gone to the same hairdresserfor 22 years. We're the same age so we've grown up together. We give presents to each other's kids. One day I canceled my appointment with her to go to someone closer, cheaper, and willing to take any man that walks in. They even know each other. I walk by both their shops regularly. I committed hairdultery. I feel terrible.
Hairdultery by WBdultery February 26, 2010

haircutter 

"My hair is too long, I have to go to the haircutter soon!"
haircutter by Nanda September 11, 2004

handhunter 

A recruiter who seeks out working hands, not brains
I consider becoming a handhunter in middle Africa
handhunter by Yanago July 23, 2007

haircutter 

A girl who skeezes around with 40k millionaire douchebags and never left her hometown. Nearly all of these girls cut hair or work at tanning salons.
Those chicks are hot, but look at them with those spiky haired 40k millis. They are totally haircutters. Let's go find some chicks that aren't so terrible to talk to.
haircutter by Richie8R December 22, 2008

Hungarian Hair Hunter 

The legendary creature that is rumored to roam the countryside of Hungary, feasting upon post-pubescent teenage boys.
Here in Hungary, we keep our children in line by telling them the Hungarian Hair Hunter will come and get them.

haircutter 

While barbers are for male customers and hairdressers are for female customers, haircutter is a generic term for any gender.
I am going to visit my haircutter today to cut my hair.
haircutter by haircutter99 July 28, 2021