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Dirty Hairbear 

When a male performs cunnilingus on a female, he gently blows air into the woman's lady parts, and in return takes a queef to the face. Dirty Hairbears are best enjoyed when the recipient's snatch is grimy and hairy. Although the Dirty Hairbear is an enjoyable experience for both, it is not recommended that it is done in the 69 position.
Was created by Hairbear, thus explaining the name of this position.
Person 1: Did you hear about Bree?
Person 2: No. What happened?
Person 1: She got a Dirty Hairbear!
Person 2: From Who?
Person 1: The Hairbear himself!
Person 2: Wow! How lucky!
Dirty Hairbear by The Hairbear March 12, 2013
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Tch, hairband

You probably looked this up because you’re a baby stay trying to get into skz or you want to find a meme. This is used to say what you are wearing on your head
Jisung: “what are you wearing on your head
Hyunjin: “tch, hairband”

hair bra 

'Hair bra' (also spelled 'hairbra') is a term used when a girl covers her naked breasts with her hair, as to prevent seeing her nipples, often deliberately.
- "I would have seen her full frontal if she hadn't wore a hair bra!"
- "You know, that's why I like short-haired girls..."
hair bra by DimiT April 6, 2010

Hairball 

A funny-sounding word made up to dote on fun/crazy/drunk people in the act of being wild . The wilder the person is, the more of a “Hairball” they are. The term is intended to be silly and affectionate.
Last night she was riding a lyft scooter while drinking champagne and trying to knock people over, typical Hairball!
Hairball by Hairball26 July 26, 2019
did you really just misspell the gummy candy brand haribo
r: what's the candy you want called ?
v: hairbro

r : did you mean the haribo gummy brand?
hairbro by saltysalsa November 8, 2019

Tch Hairband day 

May 1st is Tch Hairband day to celebrate we all wear pink hairbands.
What day is it tomorrow?
Tomorrow is May 1st the Tch Hairband day

hairbrained 

Foolish or crazy idea, or scheme.
"Brain, I've had just about enough of your hairbrained schemes for world domination!"

"Shut up, Pinky."
hairbrained by Rod Brock July 27, 2006