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Skipping sex due to cat vomit on the bed covers.
Couldn't shag my girl last night because we got hairballed.
by eastcoastgirl October 07, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Coughing up a ball of pubic hair after oral sex
Boyfriend went down on me last night which was great until he hairballed me.
by dixwilson October 12, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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