wash your hair 

the act of smoking marijuana

-do you want to wash your hair tonight?
+yeah but i don't have any shampoo!!
-don't worry cuh, I GOTCHU!

wash your hair by k-deezie March 14, 2008

I'm washing my hair

A polite alternative to telling someone to 'fuck off' when asked on a date. Often used by Christians and others who prefer to let someone down gently.

"Thanks for the offer, Rich, but I'm washing my hair that night. Praise the lord"

I'm washing my hair by Urbanbond May 2, 2014

washing my hair 

A typical excuse given when someone doesn’t want to attend a function but has no legitimate reason not to

Matt: Hey do you want to go to the crawfish boil on the 2nd?
Anyone Matt asks: Sorry Matt, I'll be busy washing my hair

washing my hair by Faptastic Max April 22, 2015

washing hair

When the guy, while getting oral sex, starts running his had through the hair of the person administerring the felatio with a lot of pressure either for a better blow job or for the recognition of the administer of the blow job

Pete said he loves washing hair because it gives him more pleasure.

washing hair by everyone137 April 27, 2007

washingtons_hair 

A person who dresses up as George Washington and jumps around the room.

She’s/ he’s so Washingtons_hair coded.

washingtons_hair by King_George_iii October 12, 2023

hairwash

the act of washing your hair

'im going or a hairwash'

hairwash by Rebecca123 March 14, 2007