Skinny Jean-Leg Hair Syndrome 

When putting on skinny jeans, your leg hair is swept upward. Then after taking your pants off, your leg hair are still pointing up.

Usually return to normal after an hour or two on their own or after a shower.

Sometimes painful

skinny jean-leg hair syndrome

Skinny Jean-Leg Hair Syndrome by Neon Ninja Kills You November 7, 2009

why do guys have leg hair 

So guys don’t get to close to each other

Why do guys have leg hair? Because you are gay if you feel another guys leg hair with your own

why do guys have leg hair by Wyatt Cason January 19, 2018

leg hair

Weird growths stemming from the legs of humans. Can be shaved or grown out.

Griselda, come braid my leg hair!

leg hair by SisterHolgaer April 18, 2021

leg hair

Fucking nasty ass hair that grows on your legs and for some reason men think it’s like OK for them to have like whole ass guinea pigs on their legs, the fuck

Yo Jimmy’s got some nasty ass leg hair.

Yo Jimmy get those fucking guinea pigs off your leg

leg hair by Little maggot man September 26, 2020

why do guys have leg hair? 

So you don’t get too close to another guy

Why do guys have leg hair? So you don’t be gay and get too close to another guy

why do guys have leg hair? by Wyatt Cason January 19, 2018

lego hair 

a particularly shitty male haircut in which the sides cover the ears and the hair appears to be "snap on".

Cha Chi hadn't had a haircut in weeks. When he showed up it looked like he had lego hair.

lego hair by daniel hanner January 2, 2007

Legacy Hair 

The hair that one never quite gets to when they shave their pubes because they are worried about "nicking" their balls or shaft

"I thought you said you shaved your pubes?"

"I did. I just didnt want to cut my dong so i left a few legacy hairs."

Legacy Hair by germanrodriguez22 May 3, 2018