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hair dresser lap dance. 

when you go to get a hair cut and the lady that cuts your hair is wearing a top that shows her breasts. your hair dresser lap dance will begin with you getting your hair washed. your hair dresser will make you lay back in a chair and when she washes your hair she will be leaning over you. this will 1, reveal even more cleavage, and 2, make you even closer to her tits.

when she grabs your head to dry your hair, she will mash your face into her breasts.

then when thats done, she will grab your hand and take you over to the barber's chair. your lap dancer will stand very close to you and rub her self on your arms which are located grapsing the chair tightly. during the entire hair cut she will complement you on how you have the most perfect hair and that your sooo cute.

after she is done with the hair cut, she will get the electric clippers and clean up the back of your neck, she will blow the back of neck and ears and such.

at the end of it all, the cost will come out to about 20 bucks plus tip, just the same as an average lap dance.
Guy:Why does that guy always have such short hair??

Guy2:well he never lets his hair grow out because he is always going down to the haircutters on the corner. theres this one lady that always gives him a hair dresser lap dance.
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the hair dresser 

During sex, right before the mail climaxes, he turns his partner over on her stomach, places his knees on her arms so she can't move, and ejaculates in her hair.
So i was with my girl last night and i did the hair dresser. She got real pissed. I guess that stuff's hard to get out...

Ralph the Night Hair Dresser 

A mystical type creature (kind of like the tooth fairy) who messes up your hair while you sleep. Which is why we all wake up with goofy looking hair in the morning.
"Ralph the Night Hair Dresser really did a number on my head!"

dresser of hair 

I was born in a beauty salon

My father was a dresser of hair

My mother was a girl you could call on

When you called she was always there (Leonard Cohen)
dresser of hair by LucasWandelaar December 10, 2016

Hairdressers Car 

A pejorative used to refer to an entry level sports car that is just cheap enough for the person you're insulting to afford, but not quite cheap enough for you to afford.
'Oh, you got an Audi TT? That's a hairdressers car.'

Hairdressery 

The act of prying into others affairs, meddlesome. Arousing curiousity and inquisitive questions to investigate the matters of others.
"How did your date go?"
"Why are you acting so hairdressery?"
Hairdressery by Hairdresser #1 November 10, 2009

Hairdresser Octopus 

That one hairstylist from the second Parappa the Rapper game. Japanese name is Takoyama, meaning "octopus". Originally turned into red form from being hypnotized by a tape deck, they instead turn red when extremely angry in the anime.
"Bro, who's your favorite Parappa character?"
"Oh, I'd want Hairdresser Octopus to cut my hair anyday."