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Hair Cancer 

Puting hair removal cream into a unsuspecting victims hair conditioner.
Roommate 1: dude i just lost half my hair in the shower it was coming out in clumps ... i think something's wrong with me!
Roommate 2: Dude you need to go to the hospital .. I think you have Hair Cancer!
Hair Cancer by Parrotmeat January 13, 2019

candied hair 

Female pubic hair that is wet with desire.
He gently caressed my candied hair while nibbiling my nipples.
candied hair by poop2019 April 2, 2012

Canadian Hair Gel 

When you bust a nut in a girls hair and it hardens overnight
that girl I brought home from the bars last night woke up this morning with canadian hair gel
Canadian Hair Gel by DirtyD23 December 1, 2010

Canadian Hair 

The hair located on the back of a male.

(I do not claim creation to this immense term.)
''Dude, I wish I totally could have more Canadian Hair''.
Canadian Hair by The Korn March 2, 2011

Canadian Hair Transplant

When you're going down on your girl and she jizzes all over your head
I was going down on my girl the other night and she ended up giving me a Canadian hair transplant
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026