Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair

When somebody you know is dumber than a bag of hair.
A person consistently failing to understand anything you're saying.
When somebody is saying unintelligible nonsense.

1. He's Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair.
2. They're Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair.

Dumber Than A Bag Of Hair by Anthony Luka Davenport September 24, 2023

Bag of Hair 

(n)-Used to describe any sort of deeply embarrassing life-affecting truth or habit that one attempts to keep secret. In a literal sense, it refers to one keeping a bag of one's hair, toe nail clippings, or other strange items over a long time.

Boyfriend: "By the way, I've been meaning to tell you something, and I'm not sure how you'll take to it..."

Girlfriend: "Oh boy, here comes the bag of hair..."

Bag of Hair by Coquigamer December 28, 2005

BAG OF HAIR 

what dumb people can be compared to...along the lines of "box of rocks" or "bag of hammers"

1st chick :"She is stupider than a bag of hair"
2nd chick:" Stupider???"

BAG OF HAIR by hamina hamina hamina September 15, 2003

Bag of dirt with hair 

This term is derived from douche bag or dirtbag. Commonly used in reference to coworkers or a true asshole!

Blake: Hey johnny, that asshole shawn just pulled a sgt lee
to go text that hoe he rusty fish hooked last night.
Johnny: What a Bag of dirt with hair!
Blake: Fuck it....

Bag of dirt with hair by Johnny Jizzem April 30, 2008

hairbag'n 

Verb: Refers to the actions of a group of skiers that existed beginning in the late 1970's until the early 1990's and were avid backcountry and extreme skiers who ventured into out of bounds ski terrain in search of powder.

The best known group of hairbag'r(s) skied the upper elevations of North West Colorado and explored areas above timberline on extremely steep slopes prone to avalanches.

We're going hairbag'n today so be sure to bring your avalanche beacon, rescue shovel and avy probe.

hairbag'n by The Snow Prophet May 11, 2010

Hairbag 

Upstate NY word for people who listen to Hair-Bands of the 1980’s.

Yo check out Yvette’s Ratt T-shirt!

George and Dean are always blasting Motley Crüe. They’re total hairbags.

Hairbag by Biddle September 3, 2019

hairbag'r 

Noun: Refers to a individual belonging to a group of skiers that existed beginning in the late 1970's until the early 1990's who were avid backcountry and extreme skiers and ventured into out of bounds ski terrain in search of powder.

The best known group of hairbag'r(s) skied the higher elevations of North West Colorado and explored areas above tree line on extremely steep slopes prone to avalanches.

The hairbag'r joined the gang on top of Bethoud Pass to head into the backcountry.

hairbag'r by The Snow Prophet May 11, 2010