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3. hair pie
also known as pan down, bush or hairy clam smacker. Refers to the unshaven 80's style version of a females pubic area. Referenced in the movie "Revenge of the Nerds" during the panty raid film watching sequence.

When watching a slow sexual scene in which one might yearn for pornograpy one would say:

"come on, we want some hair pie, pan down, bush"
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1. hair pie
A hairy pussy, often with the bush in it's natural wedge shape. Not intended as a derogatory term.

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by T. J. Oct 30, 2003 add a video
2. hair pie
(noun)Cullinary metaphor for female genitalia. Applies only if it is suitably hirsute.
"Love to eat hair pie, but I hate to pick all those hairs from my teeth"

D.H. Lawrence in Lady Chatterley's Lover: "But his silence was fathomless. His hands held her like flowers, so still and strange. "Where are you?" she whispered to him. "Where are you? Speak to me! Say something to me!"

He raised his head from her hair pie, murmuring: "Ay, my lass!"
by Hugh G Rection Sep 17, 2003 add a video
4. hair pie
Particularly hairy snatch, also commonly referred to as the 'hip-to-hip wookie bush'
Her hair pie was so full, even her grannie panties could not contain it.
by tom Dec 7, 2004 add a video
5. hair pie
Meat rose 'n' hairs. A hirsute pudendum.
"......no, it's Hair Pie" -Captain Beefheart
6. hair pie
a confectionary; dining (licking and tonguing) of the female sex organ
Tyrone decided on dessert after having sex with Takeshia. He ate Takeshia's hair pie
by Richard Black Mar 10, 2005 add a video
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