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A sarcastic, often mocking or condescending laugh.
"You can't beat level 1? Hah! I beat it on my first try."
by Dr Fruitcake August 08, 2005
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1.) HAH? is a transitional word used to flow more easily, particularly while rapping. It can also be used after the end of a sentence. HAH?

2.)Currently, HAH? is ranked as the number one most necessary thing to happen to the English language. HAH?

3.)This has been made famous by KanYe West. HAH?
Don't make me pull the toys out. HAH? Don't make me pull the toys.

...So goodnight cruel world I'll see you in the morning. HAH? I'll see you in the morning. This is way too much I need a moment.

And if life a bitch suck my d*ck. HAH?
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A word that /I/ personally use when I get my way.
Mary-Joe: That's not fair.
Billy-Anne: Is too! hah!
by Holly January 07, 2005
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HAH is a form of laughter used when someone is all out of control, the volume and extremeness of the laughter can be devided into several levels, starting with 1; a whispering HAH, up to 6, where the person laughing is all out of control and drools and spits while laughing insanely.
it's a form of "laughter" which uses the very deepest sound your voice can descent to, thus making it impossible for women to do, and making it hard for young boys.
A kid is running past smaller kids with his football, thinking he's very talented; he starts laughing in a weird way with short bursts.
"HAH, HIHAH, JAH... MUHAH"
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Handsome as hell.

-acronym
He is HAH!!
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;) man Cheyenne and Katie and Jenalee are totally H.A.H
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1) A feeble attempt to cover the complete emptiness of one's head.

2) A Moronic response to any question, statement or situation. Slightly less intellectual than, "Huh?" Prompted by exposure to anything one's stunted life experience has not prepared the Individual for.

EXCEPTION: Any Ordinary middle-aged parent may be reduced to "Hah?" by an encounter with their 12 to 17 year-old adolescent. Fathers are particularly vulnerable to this Syndrome while interacting with their Pubescent Daughters.
1) A very sexy young woman grinds her way across the room; all turned out, "Daddy-O, ummmm- I need you to take me to my birth control appointment." The Father looks up at his 13 year-old Daughter, and says, "Hah?"

2) SEXY BLONDE: "Joey, which do you like better, local Microbrew OR a nice dry Chardonnay?" JOEY: "Hah?"
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