Haggler

A worthless broke piece of shit who tries to get something for nothing.

Haggler: "I wanna back piece fo 60 dollahs"

After arguing for several hours over the price the Haggler finally agreed to pay.

by MaliciaZintent February 22, 2009

haggler

Reffering to a person that is perpetually on another person's nuts. ie "jocking" them

Sarah's such a haggler! She's always all over that group.

by Thats hot January 24, 2005

haggler

Asian sales staff trying to pass of discontinued products at full price so they can pay for medical college.

Also see medic.

Man, those chumps on tottenham court road are a bunch of hagglers.

by K December 17, 2004

crap-haggler

Any person, not necessarily homeless, that will haggle bargain with you for your feces (chocolate gumdrops).
Someone that will approach you seemingly out of nowhere, after having shadowed you, analyzing in secret the remnants of your stanking poo, perhaps left behind in public restrooms.
They will attempt to get you to lower your standard fee - don't! Rob them blind with your penchant for poo pricing!

Jeremiah, once a stand up guy, fell victim to the thrifty prowess of the notorious East End crap-haggler Humberto "two turd" Rodriguez.

by Paco Sánchez November 22, 2006

dick haggler

A person who is obsessed with finding a guy with the best dick possible. They haggle over the price (the characteristics of the guy) and try to determine if the guy is worth the dick.

Tom was going to propose to Melissa until he found out she was a dick haggler and knew he didn't have enough to compensate for his average member.

by nicheh October 17, 2013

Goy haggler

A goy haggler is a non-jewish person who attempts to bargain with a Jew.

The yard sale last week had like three goy hagglers.

Did you budge?

Hell no. I’m faithful to a proud heritage.

by Joe frm da G August 17, 2023

Slag Haggler

A smarmy geezer who barters his way round a room of garanteed fucks quarter hourly! "Slag Haggler"

"My buddy did a real hottie last night I wanted that so bad...and then her four girlfriends. That fuckers left me nothing to boink. Gutty cunt is such a slag haggler!

by Loora and Juicy May 9, 2007