baby haggis

An unflushable turd, approximately the size of a coke can or baby haggis hence the name. Loose rectum required.

Who keeps on leaving those baby haggis' in J Block toilets?

by Wye Boy January 25, 2008

Haggis Land.

Where do they eat Haggis? Scotland. So quite simply, Haggis Land is Scotland.

''Where's Miles gone to on his holiday?''
''Didn't you hear? He's gone to Haggis Land.''

by babyimbadnews July 23, 2009

love haggis

a scottish man's ejaculation. considered to be of a greater consistency than a lesser man's semen.

his kilt came off and he got love haggis all in my hair! it took three washings to get out!

by eeemart December 3, 2009

haggis breasts

someone with a large bust which doesn't look natural and who is so scaffy that they clearly couldn't afford a boob job therefore they are obviously made of some sort of cheap/tacky/disguisting material the best one is haggis

abi titmus has haggis breasts/sewage breasts/papermache breasts etc.

by el capitano December 12, 2004

haggis breasts

aka "Cheater tits", usually when a chick loses a lot of weight but still has the fat in her chest. THey are usually saggy and nasty

Man, Sandy sure has a big rack! But shit, they're nothing but haggis!

by radmax May 20, 2005

Wild Haggis

An animal native to Scotland with long hair, a flat face, with legs in which are shorter on the left than the right, and if you want to catch it, chase it to a hill so you run around the other side of the hill. Because it's short legs, presto! You've caught a Wild Haggis

OI! THAT SHITE WILD HAGGIS TOOK MY WHISKEY!

by Guyinakilt February 7, 2017

Haggis Basher

n.
A fearless person of proud Scottish extraction and Highland blood who has a bold attitude towards everything.

That Haggis Basher swaggered into the pub like he owned half of Glasgow!

by nechtan November 14, 2003