It's when your significant other spreads apart their buttocks in a manner in which they reveal their butthole. You then get some haggis and drape it over their spread butt then you proceed to eat that and their ass.
"Hey how was the Ren. Faire?"
"It was good, Tiffany and I even got to do the haggis donut after"
"Nice bro"
"It was good, Tiffany and I even got to do the haggis donut after"
"Nice bro"
by JeremiahIK14 December 17, 2020
A Scotsman
The tight-fisted haggis humpers queued up outside Lidls for hours when they heard kestrel lager was on special offer.
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by rageoss September 15, 2006