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a word used to alert bystanders (usually bros) of an attractive female that is either in sight, or that was just mentioned in a conversation
Richard: Dude, did you see Shay the other day?!
Andrew: Oh my goodness, haeru!!
haeru by Cory Fleming November 17, 2005
The act of missing your butt when you wipe.
Wow I just haeri'd and my butt is still dirty
Haeri by Shimabukuroshane February 8, 2012
A Laughing smile that's looking sideways, usually used at the end or start of a sentence that is either:

A) Hilarious
B) Retarded
C) Unrelated to any topic at hand.
Mist: Pedobear ~haermm~

Roland: WTF? ~haermm~

Strangelove: You're an idiot ~haermm~

Vinny: ~haermm~ I'm Canadian
haermm by Neil Green November 8, 2007
An amazing person who is always honest and never misses her butt when she wipes. She is a down to Earth type girl, and loves candy (I mean, who doesn't like candy?). She has a very fresh sense of humor and works for justice. She is liked by many and a social butterfly. To say my friend is a Haeri is to say they are a Haeri.
My friend is a Haeri
Haeri by ANAAAAAAAAAAAAAA December 5, 2019

normale haerte

german slang.
used when u bring something to a very banal level thats acutally awkward / nasty / over the top / unbelievable. just like telling its ordinary in a very special way. if you want to define which kind of normale haerte you are talking about you just put the case in between normale and haerte.
A:"did you see taylor throwing up last night? he messed up the whole toilet!"
B:" yah i saw that. thats nothing unusual. normale haerte."

A: did you hear about those guys selling used stuff for twice the price of the new thing?"
B: "Yeah i did. normale capitalism haerte."
normale haerte by Flowdoh December 12, 2009

haerk baerk 

originating from northern california, this phrase is commonly used as one is having a good time, or looking to have a good time. it is a symbol of freedom and excellence. it is associated with a funny face and a good heart.
haerk baerk! that surfing cat is awesome!
haerk baerk by BillabongSwim54 October 1, 2006