a woman in a high state of sexual excitement
Of course, by closing time she was up for it.. She was "wetter than a haddock's handbag"
by kwikki August 12, 2008
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A lady's vagina, snatch, salmon canyon etc.
as in, I would love to seek refuge in her haddock haven.
by andybez June 22, 2006
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dude this bird just swipped my phone and jammed it right up her haddock mitten!!
by DJTL January 10, 2007
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lisa was cooking for twelve when she became flustered. "where did i throw that fanny haddock?" she panicked "Oh NO, NO, i chucked it in the damn tomato soup!"
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The area between a lady's thighs that can be a tad whiffy (and sometimes leaving snail trails!!) see flange
Hello luv can I squirt my chunky tartare sauce up your haddock honey pot later?
by Spinky October 8, 2003
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An English phonetic version of "Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau", the national anthem of Wales, written by Swansea poet Nigel Jenkins.
My hen laid a haddock, one hand oiled a flea,
Glad farts and centurions threw dogs in the sea,
I could stew a hare here and brandish Dan's flan,
Don's ruddy bog's blocked up with sand.

(Cytgan - Chorus)

Dad! Dad! Why don't you oil Auntie Glad?
Can whores appear in beer bottle pies,
O butter the hens as they fly!
by Koshevoi July 24, 2010
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When you need to wind your neck in, but don't have one to do so, e.g. when someone can't turn their heads without turning their whole body - like captain haddock
If he had a neck he should wind it in - he's being a haddock
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