It is spanish for "I don't speak English" and happens to be the best excuse for getting out of everything and anything. It can be used to get out of nearly every awkward situation. The concept is further explained and demonstrated in the song "No Hablo Ingles" by Bowling For Soup.
Annoying Untrustworthy Friend: "Will you lend me ten quid"

Sensible Reply: "No hablo Ingles!!"
by Rainbow x February 15, 2010
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the perfect excuse out of any given situation.
random guy walks up to you and says, " hey do you know how to get to this resturant?"

you reply, "no hablo ingles." and walk away.
by donde estas tu pantalones??? February 4, 2010
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a word you can use to get out of any uncomfortable situation.
random lost person:Excuse me wheres the nearest gas station.

you/random person:No hablo ingles.
by nollysk8 December 14, 2009
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Means "I do not speak Spanish", implying that you are cunt for speaking anything else other than the god-blessed language of English. Fuck everyone who doesn't speak perfect, fluent, grammatical English! Fuck them all!
Me :No hablo espanol?

Them: Si

Me: Well, fuck you, you worthless cunt!

Them: Si

Me: Fuck you!
by Bad C dev July 26, 2021
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Used against brown people to make fun of them and sound racist.
Brown friend: Hi
Retard friend: Sorry no hablo taco
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hablo darwiish describes female members of the SSC-Khatumo community
they're hablo darwiish
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It is a way to say "I speak English" in Spanish. For an example, "yo hablo Espanol" is how you say "I speak Spanish" in Spanish. If your wondering how I learned that,it was from Duolingo. Yes Duolingo
no, yo hablo ingles not Espanol.
by Abby the amazing April 12, 2023
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