hamlossus

hamlossus is nothing and everything all at once an enigma wrapped in a mystory. A nightmare? A dream? A moron? A lazy ass? perhaps all are true about the legend of HAMLOSSUS all i know he likes beer and playing guitar

trainlossus, vanlossus, tbhthblossus, ded srslossus, hamlossus

hamlossus by weedtbhtbh February 4, 2019

Alberto Halos 

Celebrity and teacher of advanced maths at an IB world school; also the deity of worship in many religions.

In the name of Alberto Halos!
All praise be to Alberto Halos!

Alberto Halos by pinjer October 3, 2018

habooski 

A grunt mainly used by markiplier but many fans is at as well

Markiplier: come on Chica keep going almost there...HABOOSKI!

habooski by Ndjejsj as mkdjdkdsnsjdjdsmdsk January 20, 2017

Halosexual 

One who plays Halo2 so much they lose desire for human sex.

My boy friend dumped me becaue hes became Halosexual...

Halosexual by TheSoapShow December 18, 2004

No Hablo Ingles

It is spanish for "I don't speak English" and happens to be the best excuse for getting out of everything and anything. It can be used to get out of nearly every awkward situation. The concept is further explained and demonstrated in the song "No Hablo Ingles" by Bowling For Soup.

Annoying Untrustworthy Friend: "Will you lend me ten quid"

Sensible Reply: "No hablo Ingles!!"

No Hablo Ingles by Rainbow x February 15, 2010

Hablooba 

An amazing girlfriend. Usually the guy calls his girlfriend this when he loves her very much.

Joe: "Your girlfriend is hot!"
Zach: "Yeah i know!"
Joe: "I want a piece of that!"
Zach: "You can't she's my hablooba"

Hablooba by midge84 March 29, 2010

Habbosexual 

Someone who doesn't date or have intimate relationships in real life, but instead tries to on the internet site habbo.com.

Guy 1: So why doesn't the girlfriend he keeps talking about come hang out with us all?

Guy 2: He doesn't know her in real life, just on habbo.

Guy 1: Wow, I never knew he was a habbosexual!

Habbosexual by Stooone@live March 12, 2009