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Habenero Hangover 

Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially habeneros.

Very difficult to distinguish from Jalepeno Hangover, although symptoms may last a bit longer with habeneros.

me: I won't be into work today - I think I have a habenero hangover.

boss: I think we need to talk about your habenero problem.

me: I can stop anytime I want.
Habenero Hangover by Kronite March 23, 2008
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Skanky Habenero 

When a girl eats taco bell and takes a dump and a guy will lick it clean off of her butthole.
"Yeah dude it was amazing, she let me give her a skanky habenero."
Skanky Habenero by Cheblin April 9, 2024

Habanero 

Classified into a group called C. Chinese, Habaneros are among the hottest peppers in the world. The Red Savina Habanero holds the record at 577,000 Scoville Units.
One nibble off an Orange Habanero will turn your mouth into a living inferno.
Habanero by Master Tonberry February 24, 2005

Wholly Habanero 

The act of shoving a habanero up your and/or your partners ass during sex
My wife did a wholly habanero last night in bed
Wholly Habanero by Cellucci November 30, 2018

Habanero 

A female so hot she's as hot and spicy as a habanero pepper
Zoe is such a Habanero
Habanero by TokenIranian November 12, 2015

habanero 

An unbelievably hot pepper, reputed to have originated in Havana (La Habana), Cuba.

Often mispronounced by English speakers, the word should NEVER have a "y" sound: it's "hah bah NEH ro", NOT "hah bah NYEH ro". (The "h" is not pronounced in Spanish, but that's probably too much to ask of any gabacho.)
Bob's waiter did not understand why the habanero salsa looked like it hadn't been touched. Bob understood all too well.

The habanero pepper is deceptively un-hot looking: like a brilliant miniature smooth pumpkin.
habanero by davarinofuntucson August 18, 2010

habanero stuffer 

Rubbing spicy hot sauce onto ones penis then inserting it into a woman's vagina
Emily: I want to try something hot

Jeff: how about a habanero stuffer?

Emily: oh FUCK YESS!!! MARRY MEEE!!!!!!!