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Hanseling 

Named for the action of Hansel (and Gretel) from "Hansel and Gretel," the Grimms' fairy tale, as they dropped stones or bread, in turn, to mark their path through the forest.

Forms may include: Hanseling (or lower case, hanseling), a verb; to hansel, a verb; or Proper noun, Hansel (meaning one who drops carelessly in described manner, or any variation of such).

Hanseling is the term used when items, carelessly or purposely, are dropped (possibly in a meandering or careless path-like manner) as a man or boy walks; Greteling is the identical term when a woman or girl walks and drops items in similar manner.

So there is the male version: Hanseling. The female version: Greteling. Either caps or lowercase: Hanseling or hanseling; Greteling or greteling.

The term was initially used years ago when small boys would fail to stay put at meals, and would carry their meals or snacks around the house, haphazardly dropping crumbs or chunks of food in paths around the house.
The term not only includes eating and dropping crumbs, but can broadly include dropping any item (such as clothes, paper, trash, etc.), often in an unthinking or inconsiderate manner.

It can further include not wiping ones' feet at the door, and hanseling mud throughout the home. Etc.
Stop the messes Hansel! No more hanseling around the house eating handfuls of Fruity Pebbles!
Hanseling by Candycasa November 24, 2009
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Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.
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extreme theft of anothers money towards impulse buying usually done by tyrants
Joe was hampeling the shit out of Suss when he took Suss's dues and bought a golden tee machine.
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Hazeling It 

To purposely not sold the problem, to keep problem ongoing.
I knew Ryan was Hazeling It, he knew the problem was right here but decided to go 50 feet away and dig there anyways.
Hazeling It by Kyzza April 1, 2021

Hubbling 

When you're checking out a bitch that is so out of this world that you need a telescope.
"You know that chick in bio class?"
"The one with the crazy ass?"
"Yeah, I was mad hubbling that the whole class period"
Hubbling by Hubbles October 4, 2012

Hobbling 

The act of tying someone to a bed and putting a block of wood in between their ankles, then hitting their foot with a sledgehammer to break their ankles making sure they can't escape
Hobbling, Misery
Hobbling by nix0n001 July 11, 2011

Hobbling knob gobbler 

A hideous peg-legged woman who lives under a bridge in the middle of the woods, serving as toll booth attendant for aforementioned bridge. The only allowable method of payment is to allow her to gobble your knob. Much like a crack head in Compton approaches a pusher or trapstar offering fellatio in exchange for crack, the traveler must allow the hobbling knob gobbler to gobble their knob in order to cross the bridge.
I was walking through the woods when i copped some dome from a hobbling knob gobbler.