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Hermit Jaids

A rare and deadly disease known to affect eastern Pennsylvanian mountain folk. It leads to the loss of 73% of your genitalia, no more, no less, and eventually irreversible alcholism. It is believed to have developed when Herman Jaids combo smashed a unicorn. The symptoms include itchy asshole and inflammation of the chochski. It is also known as H1J1.
Bloodyninja: Did u stay with that curly wench last night?!
BurningChoch: Yea, I combo smashed the hell outta that.
Bloodyninja: You better get checked for H1J1, cause that bitch got the hermit jaids (H1J1)!!!!!
by zachmoomoo February 08, 2010