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gwumpalump 

A member of the Bigfoot genus, the Gwumpalump is a hairy biped creature with a human-like appearance. Since the decline of the Gwumpalump population, however, the term has taken on a pejorative meaning. It is now most often used in reference to someone who is simultaneously extremely grumpy and extremely lumpy .

The Adjective form of Gwumpalump is Gwumpy .
"The last time I encountered a Gwumpalump, I was at Rock City, TN."

"Man, did you see Timmy at the party last weekend?" "Yeah, bro! He was so grumpy and lumpy that he appeared to be a Gwumpalump!"

"Don't be such a Gwumpalump, Carl." "Rock City was definitely a good value!"
gwumpalump by RomulusAugustus July 29, 2017
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GWAMP is an acronym (Gapping, Washing, And Masking Protocols) for social distancing behaviors associated with the coronavirus pandemic.
"Hey Meg, let's go to the store - get ready to GWAMP it up"
"Man, if people don't start to GWAMP I'm going to have get locked down again"
GWAMP by landgrabber July 8, 2020
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Gwupple Gwomp 

My girlfriend is a gwupple gwomp.
Gwupple Gwomp by veryytired March 26, 2020
To hug someone in a way where you fall to the floor. Usualy found in Manga.
She gwomped him.

That kid gwomped that guy and they both fell.
gwomp by Sashalebanana July 29, 2007
An adjective that describes sonething that is crappy. Another word for jank, crap, or stupid. Comes in the form of "gwumpy", "gwumpish", "gwumping", or "gwumped".
1. Damn. The movie is sold out. Thats gwump.
2. That girl is so gwumpy all the time.
3. Bobby: "Im gonna fail this test! Im gonna fail high school and die." Tom: "Shut the hell up! And stop being so gwumpish around me!"
Gwump by Daddy Fat Fish July 20, 2010
1. Verb: to binge eat an excessive amount of junk food. To “pig-out” or gorge on unhealthy food, usually in one sitting.

2. Noun: a person who gorges themselves or binge eats unhealthy food.
I was so sad about breaking up with my boyfriend again, so I just went home for a good gwamph.

After polishing off all those cupcakes and brownies I felt like such a gwamph.
gwamph by CUTlE PlE March 16, 2010
Gwamped meansget fucked” but instead its “get gwamped” or dumped.
dude i just failed a test”
haha get gwamped”
gwamped by gwammpy March 6, 2021