2 definitions by RomulusAugustus
A member of the Bigfoot genus, the Gwumpalump is a hairy biped creature with a human-like appearance. Since the decline of the Gwumpalump population, however, the term has taken on a pejorative meaning. It is now most often used in reference to someone who is simultaneously extremely grumpy and extremely lumpy .
The Adjective form of Gwumpalump is Gwumpy .
The Adjective form of Gwumpalump is Gwumpy .
"The last time I encountered a Gwumpalump, I was at Rock City, TN."
"Man, did you see Timmy at the party last weekend?" "Yeah, bro! He was so grumpy and lumpy that he appeared to be a Gwumpalump!"
"Don't be such a Gwumpalump, Carl." "Rock City was definitely a good value!"
"Man, did you see Timmy at the party last weekend?" "Yeah, bro! He was so grumpy and lumpy that he appeared to be a Gwumpalump!"
"Don't be such a Gwumpalump, Carl." "Rock City was definitely a good value!"
by RomulusAugustus July 29, 2017
noun: mooch; plural noun: mooches
A Mooch is a specific unit of measurement denoting ten (10) days of employment. The word is a Eponymously named after Anthony Scaramucci who was employed as the White House Communications Director in the U.S. President Trump administration for ten (10) days.
A Mooch is a specific unit of measurement denoting ten (10) days of employment. The word is a Eponymously named after Anthony Scaramucci who was employed as the White House Communications Director in the U.S. President Trump administration for ten (10) days.
"I've been at my new place of employment for one mooch and I can tell that it is going to work out just fine!"
"Carl certainly has his life together. He's been employed at a Whitley Penn for over 180 mooches."
"I've been trying to suck my own cock for the past mooch; however, I haven't even managed to get just the tip."
"Carl certainly has his life together. He's been employed at a Whitley Penn for over 180 mooches."
"I've been trying to suck my own cock for the past mooch; however, I haven't even managed to get just the tip."
by RomulusAugustus August 3, 2017