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Gwynne is a kind and caring person. She hasn’t gone through a lot but stays strong til the end. She will stand up for you but will also put you into place when you need it. She is very smart. Much smarter than most people. Gwynne is also very humble, even though she is beautiful, she thinks she is not. Overall, Gwynne is just a good person who wants to be there for you.
“Hey did you see Gwynne the other day?”
“Yeah, she’s such a nice person!”
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full guinnessbottle 

A full Guinness bottle is an Irish man with a thicc dick about to bust a load
Joe was about to have a full guinnessbottle.

M- "Damn Joe, that was a full guinessbottle. Let's do round 2"
full guinnessbottle by RuelleR April 2, 2020
It's a old irish mystical creature half traveller half Shetland pony. It only comes out every 30 full moons and it feeds on the souls of baby goats.
Ah boys, he's some ginnet!
Ginnet by Jfkir December 18, 2014

guinness 

Arthur Guinness was born in 1725, founding the Guinness St James Gate Brewery in 1759, the earliest records of Guinness being in London not being until 1794 and it took till 1936 for the Park Royal Brewery to be opened. Other breweries and bottling facilities were later opened across the world.

Arthur Guinness sadly died in 1799 but the company which he founded was stable, and continued to grow until and no doubt past today.

By 1833 the Guinness brewery was the biggest in Ireland, which is saying something. With the huge influx in Irish emigration to the United States global demands grew, leading to 1910 when it was first bottled in the United States. Irish emigration coupled with Irish drinking culture is also a key reason for American prohibition, but that’s another story.

The commonly associated harp logo wasn’t introduced until 1862, which continues to be a symbol of not only Guinness but Ireland.

By 1914 over 17.5million pints of Guinness were being exported annually. Leading 1929 when Guinness where the first ever British advertisement. And Guinness are still well known for their pioneering advertisements, such as the horses/wave/Ahab.

The Irish culture which was sparked by Guinness can be seen as a major reason for why there was over 1,500 Irish theme bars by 1995 and 2,500 by 1997. in 2001 over a million pints of Guinness were sold a day in Great Britain alone.

The latest chapter in the Guinness story would be the closing of the Park Royal Brewery last year (2004) which for those in the UK means all our Guinness is now made with the filtered water of St James Gate giving a creamier and smoother taste, amen.
2 pints please barkeep
guinness by Paul Lismer February 24, 2005

guinness 

Guinness is the drink of the gods! It's rich dark colour, amazing taste, and creamy head, make Guinness one of the finest stouts available!
If God drank beer...and he was an alchoholic...and irish...he would prolly drink Guinness!
guinness by preppyguy21 August 29, 2004

Ginneken 

Ginneken - An alcoholic beverage which consists of three parts Heineken and one part ginger ale. The drink was discovered by S.J. Mesaros and J.P. May on September 29th, 2009. After everyone had enjoyed Heineken and ginger ale separately they decided to mix the bevarages by filling 3/4 of a cup with Heineken and the remainder with ginger ale. To determine if the drink was "too good to be true", the inventors invited friends to try the experimental blend. It was quickly a hit and people were not shy to ask for seconds.

To determine if the concoction was truely original, research was conducted and it was concluded that the Ginneken was the first of its kind. Soon after the discovery, additional mixes have been attempted. Among those with promise So is the "Verneken," a mix of Verner's soda with Heineken. Feeling overwhelmed? The inventors suggest adding one shot of your finest gin to the mix for a bold adventure.

So, whether you are sitting at home or spending a night out on the town, pour yourself a Ginneken and you will be saying "pour me another!"
Ginneken
Heineken
Ginneken by Great Taste October 2, 2009

Guinness shits 

The diarrhea and/or flatulence caused by drinking a lot of Guinness. It usually doesn't come into effect until the morning after.
'Jaysis man, my arse is in tatters after those Guinness shits. The smell is putrid man!'
Guinness shits by 1759 February 8, 2009