Gwark

(v.) Masturbation with a female's panties

Jimmy, don't let mom catch you gwarking with grandma's knickers again.

Jimmy don't gwark with my thongs, you little pervert.

Gwark by Kevin Flurginmyer April 11, 2008

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Gwark

It is anything and everything you want the word to be. Use it in any sentence as you please.

It was created by Peter Daddo on Hrtbrk's stream on Facebook

Why do people keep gwarking around?
Stop cussing and stark gwarking.

Gwark by MVP0924 December 18, 2020

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Gwark?!?!

The Modern Day Teenage equivellent to saying "What The Fuck?" without the profanities and the shit you'd get into by using such a word in front of the olds. Most coomonly used in the early hours of every morning, everyday of the year.

Tim: Christmas! I hope i'll get my super slam station today!

Tims Mum: Merry Christmas! Heres your Barbie doll!

Tim: Gwark?!?!

Gwark?!?! by Edens_Shadow August 28, 2007

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gWarp

a phenomenon which occurs during an active conversation in google mail (gmail), when mail delivery is delayed by an indeterminate amount of time. The late delivery of the email which seems to have been caught in the time-space continuum, causes confusion, as if everyone,without knowledge, has warped through time.

(via email)
bob - 4:00pm: everyone, lets meet at the bar at 5pm, sharp. I have to be somewhere at 7.
jim- 4:01pm: sweet!
john - - 4:01pm: in!
tom - 4:02pm: which bar?
---insert 25 other misc messages---
jim - 8:00pm: had a blast guys

rupert - 3:56pm: hey you guys want to go to happy hour?
jim - 8:02pm: wtf?
john - 8:05pm: dude... we went. where were you?
rupert - 8:07pm: FUCKING GWARP!

gWarp by milkacow November 15, 2010

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Garken

An ugly girl who thinks they are attractive, or an attractive girl who thinks she is ugly.

Damn did you see Fiona at the prom? She looks good as hell but she denies it. Such a garken...

Garken by ultimatestackthrower999 December 1, 2010

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