guapportunity

an risky opportunity to acquire mad guap, and is often hard to turn down even though the risks out shine the perks.

pronounced: GWOP-ore-TUNE-ity

she gotta understand your guapportunity, and your knockin!

guapportunity by thekillingspree69 May 27, 2011

swaportunity 

to swap or switch for something better

Swaping a 500 calorie pizza slice for a 100 calorie salad, is a good swaportunity.

swaportunity by Kriemel January 12, 2012

missed guacortunity 

After taking the first bite of your Chipotle, the realization that you forgot to get guacamole.

Person A: "Damn, I should have gotten guac in this burrito."

Person B: "That's an unfortunate missed guacortunity. It's cool though, we'll be back tomorrow."

missed guacortunity by Rozaaay February 21, 2014

gawkortunity 

1- Any roadside stop for tourists.
2- Something that catches the eye of a driver, making them lose concentration of the road for a moment which usually results in an uncool panicked swerve.

1- Dude can you pull over at the next gawkortunity, I'm prairie-doggin' it over here.
2- Man, The traffic here is so bad. Whoa, nice... bikinis.... HOLY!!!!! FUCK!!! (Screach) That was a close call, gotta watch out those gawkortunities.

gawkortunity by The Constar February 25, 2009

swaportunity 

When a couple that are involved in the swinging lifestyle (wife swapping) have an opportunity to have a good time with another like minded couple or individual.

Near the end of a night of hard partying, Dave and Jenn saw a definite swaportunity after meeting Josh and Marissa.

swaportunity by shaydenee69 June 25, 2012