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4 definitions by thekillingspree69

 
1.
perk in cod mw2 that lets you jump off stuff without busting your ass. if you didn't know that your a n00b or don't play the game, in which case you wouldn't need to know this anyway and you just wasted your time like some asshole.
You "Bye mom, I'm going out"
Mom "Where are you going?"
You "In the alley behind walmart to shoot some heroine"
Mom "WHAT? No mister you're staying home!"
You "But moooooomm! All of my friends do it!"
Mom "If all of your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?
You "Yea, if I was using commando pro."
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Bob "How did Mark die again?"
Jim "He got really wasted and jumped off the 17th story in his apartment building. He thought he was in modern warfare 2 and was using commando pro."
Bob "He was probably using steady aim."
by thekillingspree69 March 27, 2010
 
2.
Since the word "come" is to common a word to use and can easily change a sentence sexual (like when saying "come here" one might assume you mean to spill your love seed all over the place in which they want you to come) you simply replace it with the word "broblah"
Cameron "Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"

John "I snuck into your house and broblahd on your mom's face."
by thekillingspree69 March 25, 2010
 
3.
the experience when some brosephs are chillin with nothing to worry about such as dead hookers and over-due taxes.
Pep: "Yo man I got the new movie to watch tonight and my pad is set up for maximum brolaxation, wanna come over?"

Ian: "Yea man, also because you're so cool and funny and handsome."

Pep: "K man you don't need to suck my wang im not a bromosexual or anything."
by thekillingspree69 June 21, 2010
 
4.
an risky opportunity to acquire mad guap, and is often hard to turn down even though the risks out shine the perks.

pronounced: GWOP-ore-TUNE-ity
she gotta understand your guapportunity, and your knockin!
by thekillingspree69 May 03, 2011