4 definitions by thekillingspree69

Top Definition
perk in cod mw2 that lets you jump off stuff without busting your ass. if you didn't know that your a n00b or don't play the game, in which case you wouldn't need to know this anyway and you just wasted your time like some asshole.
You "Bye mom, I'm going out"
Mom "Where are you going?"
You "In the alley behind walmart to shoot some heroine"
Mom "WHAT? No mister you're staying home!"
You "But moooooomm! All of my friends do it!"
Mom "If all of your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?
You "Yea, if I was using commando pro."
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Bob "How did Mark die again?"
Jim "He got really wasted and jumped off the 17th story in his apartment building. He thought he was in modern warfare 2 and was using commando pro."
Bob "He was probably using steady aim."
#modern warfare 2 #cod #call of duty #brobla #dick in and around your mouth #n00b #commando #heroine #asshole #another asshole #a third asshole #your mom
by thekillingspree69 March 27, 2010
Since the word "come" is to common a word to use and can easily change a sentence sexual (like when saying "come here" one might assume you mean to spill your love seed all over the place in which they want you to come) you simply replace it with the word "broblah"
Cameron "Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"

John "I snuck into your house and broblahd on your mom's face."
#sperm #seaman #come #broblah #jennifer lopez #jonas brothers #cow turd in your mouth #drop-kick
by thekillingspree69 March 25, 2010
the experience when some brosephs are chillin with nothing to worry about such as dead hookers and over-due taxes.
Pep: "Yo man I got the new movie to watch tonight and my pad is set up for maximum brolaxation, wanna come over?"

Ian: "Yea man, also because you're so cool and funny and handsome."

Pep: "K man you don't need to suck my wang im not a bromosexual or anything."
#brolaxation #wang #bro #bromosexual #broseph #apollo creed #bite #my #shiny #metal #ass
by thekillingspree69 June 21, 2010
an risky opportunity to acquire mad guap, and is often hard to turn down even though the risks out shine the perks.

pronounced: GWOP-ore-TUNE-ity
she gotta understand your guapportunity, and your knockin!
#guap #opportunity #tony danza #spree #chilldude22 #viral #porn
by thekillingspree69 May 03, 2011
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