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guzintas 

Mathematical term of division that you have to know in order to pass a college math course.
(alternate spellings: gazintas, gizintas, etc.)
Prof (to class): Does everyone know his guzintas?
Class: Duhhh???
Prof: Well, everyone has to know his guzintas. You have to know that two guzinta four two times, and four guzinta eight two times, and eight guzinta sixteen...
guzintas by QuacksO June 12, 2011
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gozintas 

a universal word for everything and anything that is a noun.
"Check out the gozintas on that chick."
"Holy shit, i just got kicked in the gozintas."
"That woman just drove into a house! I don't think her gozintas are all there."
gozintas by el salto March 10, 2007
Related Words
1.To place into something else . 2. Mathematical term
2 guzinta 4, 4 guzinta 8
Guzinta by Bruce Damoose November 24, 2021
A combination of 2 or more songs played by a jam band.

A couple good examples from the Grateful Dead song book include Scarlet Begonias>Fire On the Mountain and China cat Sunflower>I know you Rider.
I love when the Dead plays a guzinta.
Guzinta by anonymous January 12, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026