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Alternate (read: slightly more studly) name for the man-purse, murse, messenger bag or "satchel" that straight or metro guys try to get away with carrying these days. Usually is made of canvas.

Comes from the Australian term "swag", a waterproof bedroll that foot-travelers used to roll up their possessions in for safekeeping and easy travel.

"Hey, Brett, check out Hunter's man-purse. He's such a prep."
"Naw, dude, don't you know anything? That's totally a guywag."
"What's a guywag?"
"Check urbandictionary and find out yourself, you lazy slacker."

guywag by freakydeakscale October 27, 2009

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Guuwag

A pro gamer

Guuwag is better.

Guuwag by Guuwag February 26, 2021

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guywag • Guuwag • Guyag • guyage • Guyagnosis • Gut Wagon • gay wagon • gum wagon • guy magnet

Guyag

A proper good deep-throat chokin' on a dick

I was mid guyag when mother rang.

Guyag by MMXXL June 16, 2021

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Guyagnosis

When a male tries to figure out what's wrong with someone with nothing at all to back up their claim. Usually a bad idea. When used on a female, it's generally sexist.

John: Sally must be crying because she's having her period.
Bill: Dude, she just got robbed.
John: Well, that's my guyagnosis so you can live with it.

Guyagnosis by Paradox0913 October 23, 2011

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guyage

A word of rather broad meaning used to describe absolutely everything

That guy is straight effin' guyage

guyage by Brett Albers February 18, 2005

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Guuwag

Guuwag is a pro gamer and if your username is Guuwag your way better at gaming then your friends.

Guuwag is just way better then you

Guuwag by Guuwag February 26, 2021

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gutwagon

an extremly old man or woman.

Did you see that gutwagon in the wheel chair?

gutwagon by M island February 20, 2008

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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