An adjective describing the ability of men to be knocking the snot out of each other one minute, and then knocking back a beer together the next minute. In contrast to women, who remember every high school insult at their fiftieth reunion.
When he was a young man, Abe Lincoln beat the crap out of a minor gangster named Jack Armstrong. Immediately afterward, they became friends for life. Lincoln and Armstrong were guypolar.
by tf101062 January 14, 2008
(gi-po'lar) a. The inability of males to concentrate on more than one thing at any time. The reason why it can be dangerous to talk to a male whilst they are operating heavy machinery or shaving. (f. guy- + polar.)
"I'm sorry, I can't remember what we were talking about because I thought about something else for a second... ...and I'm guypolar."
"I was only trying to program my VCR, and the house burned down. Must be because I'm guypolar and forgot about the deep fryer."
"I was only trying to program my VCR, and the house burned down. Must be because I'm guypolar and forgot about the deep fryer."
by Tom Sawyer, sitting in the foyer. November 22, 2007
A mental disorder in which a woman is attracted to a different many each day. Most women are unaware of the disorder but people associated with her will notice and become very irritated. The disorder is most active between ages 12-35 and simmers down after that. People who suffer from guypolar have commitment issues and can not maintain a longterm relationship. Symtoms of guypolar are anger, confusion, attention seeker, loud, and extra flirtatious. People who suffer from guypolar tend to lead men on and are a big tease.
guypolar freak
by CLOUSEAUNATOR April 25, 2011
When you are unable to pick between multiple crushes. You find yourself confused as to which guy you should date, as you like them all equally
Ashley: I really like Mason, Nate and Noah. I can’t even pick between them! They’re all so cute omgggg
Sarah: Omf Ashley! You’re so guypolar
Sarah: Omf Ashley! You’re so guypolar
by AllieCattt16 November 7, 2019
by broski13 September 3, 2018