A guy named Jeremiah

He's literally just a guy named Jeremiah. DEAL WITH IT.

a guy named Jeremiah ate my subway sub and I'm depressed

by Sourwrap May 6, 2021

A guy named Brent

Always wants to arm wrestle at any get together

A guy named Brent wanting to arm wrestle at every single party

by Chupapi munyano guy August 6, 2022

Date a guy named lemar

Dating a guy named lemar because he’s going to treat you right and make you the happiest person on the planet

I’m going to date a guy named lemar

by Lemsz November 10, 2019

hot HANDSOME GUY NAME FRANK

he is hot and handsome

he is hot HANDSOME GUY NAME FRANK

by FRANK ZHONG November 18, 2020

ur mom a guy named tom

The worst roast in history

People say if you use this someone random will die

Jim: *uses all roasts in history*
Bob: don't make me do this man
Jim: do it pussy
Bob: ur mom a guy named tom
Jim: *dies
African warlord: *dies

by Xxx_ieatass666_Xxx May 26, 2018

Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy

A "Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name"is a kid who randomly tries to get a name but most "kool names" are occupied so they slam the head at the keyboard and get a name
Usually in roblox where their name looks like "gfggfffgfggfffgg" so I call them that

Me seeing a kid user called gfggfffgfggfffgg

Me:ah shit not those Slam-at-the-keyboard-then-get-a-name guy man I hate this name

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 5, 2019

a guy named kim

Kim is a teacher, he likes to touch all his students, mostly male studens, and if you report him he will make his spider eat you.

my teacher is a guy named kim, is that good?

by yourboyladyman August 16, 2023