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someone who turns down an offer of a usually fun, enjoyable act, to do something lazy like play video games
Jim: Hey you wanna go go-karting?
Bob: No, I'm playing Prince of Persia
Jim: You are such a god damn gurtegh
by heyyyyyyyyyyyy1 June 26, 2005
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Questionable Sexuality; Homosexual Demeanor; will hug other guys and touch inappropriately. Tends to make often fun situations, awkward and uncomfortable.
Ted: We're going to a party this weekend. Mason's gonna be there, wanna come?
Jim: No way! Mason is such a Gurtegh!
by Micheal Ru October 22, 2006
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