Without sugar coating it, gurpesque simply means shitty. If something is said to be gurpesque, it means that it is either dirty, not-clean, smelly, filthy, and/or a combination of all of these. Gurpesque can also refer to anyone who claims to be computer-literate, but is not.
Dude 1: man, that guy smells like shit
Dude 2: Obviously, he's gurpesque
Dude 1: oh yeah! also, he claims to "pick up girls", but in reality, he doesn't
Dude 2: Obviously, he's gurpesque.
by kazzyofficial March 18, 2013

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