A term often used to describe self-centered bastards. These people often have a pathetic taste in music and food, have non-existing socializing skills and lack immense discipline on every terrain. A key factor to identifying them is that they (a) only EVER talk about how good THEY are in everything only when it is NEVER true and also (b) never ask/care about other people's interests or feelings . These people only put themselves at the top of everything and dream of greatness they'll never archive.
"He's so mean to me!"
"No , he's just being a guppy...."
by Ironman4life June 02, 2014
Around the early 19th century, if people who had an injury to the lower part of their face went to hospital and could not get their face fixed, the surgeons amputated that part of their face. People would call a person with a missing jaw a 'Guppy' due to a resemblance to a cartoon character with the same name.
John fell down the stairs and broke his jaw badly and now he's got a Guppy from the doctors down at the General.
by CoffEyed August 22, 2012
A guppy is a small, boney fish that is normally nothing more than food for larger fish, therefore they find the biggest school of fish they can see and plant themselves right in the middle. A guppy is a person who strives for the status quo and defends any position the majority tells him to.
All the minimum wage guppies rejoiced when the government gave General Motors 50 billion dollars in bailout money.

The guppy rests easy knowing that the pension plans for GM's highest paid executives are intact and gaining interest.
by TheeGr8one April 06, 2010
Noun: A fatty nucleus deposit that forms under the chin and/or neck region of a female. Subtle at times but remains easily noticeable by an audience of her peers.
She's got a guppy the size of tomato.
by Smegalmitten May 04, 2011
To hurry, be quick about
"Hey man, my guy is leaving at 3 so we gotta guppy"
"For sure dude"
"What? My T9 sucks, I meant hurry"
"Nah dude, you meant guppy"

"Get me a soda, on the guppy!"
by guppyyuppy November 08, 2009
1. 19-22 year olds that THINK they know everything and like to tell you.

2. just out of school and into the blue-collar work force probie

3. making stupid remarks that have no bearing on the conversation and was not part of the original conversation.

4. somebody that has no work smarts, always needs help or shown how to do something, AGAIN AND AGAIN.
1. during a written test walks out saying " that only took me three minutes"

2. "pick up a broom guppy"

3. two guys are talking about local fishing spots, butts-in saying that his mom made fish cakes for supper last night.

4. "For the fifth time, this is how....stupid Guppy"

" Your a little fish swimming in a big pond best stay in the shallow end or you might be someones snack "
by jackal742 April 13, 2008
The sexual act of bringing your manhood close to a girls face so she tries to mouth it, but you pull away at the last second leaving her with a guppy mouth. Repeat as necessary.
I made that chick a guppy last night, she got pissed and left but the look on her face was priceless.
by stugy November 04, 2009
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