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Guaterican 

a lovely breed of child with one parent being of the Puerto Rican race and the other of the Guatemalan. Not many exsist but the ones who do are usually a site to see! They genes in the DNA mix quite wonderfully. Green eyes with dark curly hair or light skinned, soft brown hair sometimes accompanied by a Puerto Rican booty. Very rarely called Puertomalan, since that just sounds silly.
Person#1- Hey..she's half Puerto Rican and half Guatemalan! What can we call her...?
Person#2- She's a Guaterican!
Guaterican by Carmen Gomez December 26, 2008
Related Words
gunter Guatemala gooter Gote Grotesque Guatemalans Gurtej guste Goten grote

luke goter 

A "Luke Goter" is the kind of person you would see smoking an invisible blunt at a McDonald's or doing some weird retard dance in a public restroom. A "Luke Goter" can also be a very fun, comedic, and creative person. A "Luke Goter" makes the best memes.

Overall, a "Luke Goter" is an extremely random kind of guy.

Person A: "did you see that freaky guy yelling at nothing yesterday?"

Person B: "yeah, he was such a Luke Goter".
Person A: "did you see that weird dude buying 8 bags of pickle chips yesterday? "

Person B: "yeah, he was such a Luke Goter".
luke goter by IwaoImported May 19, 2016

Guatemolian 

A person with Guatemolian ancestry.
Julian Morales: Hey, you know I’m Guatemolian right?

Guatemalan Tortilla 

When you are clapping the cheeks so loud the whole neighborhood can here
Bro did you hear the applause last night?
That wasn’t an applause, I believe that was someone making a Guatemalan Tortilla
Guatemalan Tortilla by 917534 January 18, 2019
In the song Welcome to the Black parade it starts off with a gnote. That gnote is very triggering to all emos.
Wow, I was just gnoted with no warning!
gnoted by PastelGraceffa July 3, 2017

Guatemalan Sunrise

An appropriate way to awake your lady. After a long night of sweaty sex and she lays with a blissful look upon her face. You start at her chin dragging your genitals up her face until your balls cross her eyelids, lifting them and awakening her thus creating sunrise effect.
I gave my lady a Guatemalan Sunrise and saved myself a trip to Starbucks.
Guatemalan Sunrise by Jsweet April 22, 2014