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Proud Losers Gun Fu Fights 

Basically, The Definition of a Proud Loser and an Average White people from the Suburbs going like Monkeys throwing with your own feces but instead of Poop is bullets from their Assault Weapons that works like a BB gun and water gun! Raising “Trump 2020” Flags and often use the hashtag stop the steal on Twitter and Facebook! These people love racist Gatherings and is 100% why Pizza Hut went fucked that 1 year. They are also known to eat Fatburger while sipping their straws with Coke filled with Extra Lard. Either that, or eating at a subway adding some cocaine in the sandwiches to be more monkey-like while watching Teletubbies on their smartphones or whatnot!
In December 2020, America has witness a bunch Monkeys from Rural Towns because of Donald Trump’s Defeat. These horny Bastards are scared of Democracy in the USA. So, They did what Poor Rednecks did. They started a Revolution known as “Proud Losers Gun Fu Fights” Imagine Bum Fights but way worse. Instead of Homeless people getting beat up it’s the Black Churches and Communities. They gave the Police the Middle finger and yell “We suck Trump’s orange dick for 2020!” While getting shot by the Police for ignoring their Warning about Looting in a typical Urban setting. They are scared Smoke Bombs, Wookie from Jersey Shore, and a Hershey’s Chocolate Bar because they think differently about that brand compared to other brands of Chocolate. They also are hypocrites and love KFC! The stupidest group of motherfuckers in planet earth. These animals can’t tell the difference between Hawaii and Kenya Apart! They make Special ED Students look like Geniuses, because these Proud Losers are dumber than a sweet Potato!

water gun fight 

involves 3+ men

when you and your male acquaintances skeet on eachother for competitive pleasure
guy 1: yo me, jeff, robby, and ashber all had a water gun fight yesterday!! you should have seen how long jeff lasted.
guy 2: no waaay invite me next time!!

gun fighting 

2 guys comparing the size of their respective manhood.
Avril walked into the room unexpectedly and caught Chris and Richie half-naked, gun fighting.
gun fighting by nickk_c November 26, 2010

Squirt Gun Fight 

When there is an orgy happening and the guys ejaculate onto the girls.
Boys vs Girls, Squirt vs Cum

Boy yells: I finished them 3 left.

Squirt Gun fight.
Squirt Gun Fight by Cum Gunner April 13, 2021

Gun fighting movement 

A movement that seeks to promote and make the style of gun fighting seen in the old west legal. That is as long as it's a fair fight.

Squirt Gun Fight 

A competitive sex act in which two or more participants stand on opposite sides of a room and attempt to hit those on the other side with bodily fluids while masturbating. Semen, urine, feces, saliva, mucus, and most forms of vaginal and anal discharge are considered valid projectiles. Depending on local rules participants may or may not use certain objects, such as turkey basters and leaf blowers, to aid in directing the fluids towards their targets.
"Hello Dean! You should bring Martha and the kids over this Saturday for another squirt gun fight."
Squirt Gun Fight by shartstain March 30, 2015

MAGA Gun Fu Fighter

A Typical Proud Boy more like Poor Boys going apeshit and acting like a "Chuck Norris" but, Doesn't have the balls to admit that Joe Biden won 2020. An Average Trump Supporter with Semi-Automatic Weapons, going downtown and shit and watch Donald Trump get his ass handed while getting a Free Blowjob and his Big Mac that he has left outside the D.C. Fridge for a week while watching "TMNT" on his 4K Television.
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting

There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning

In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Aiming.

There were fucky MAGA men from MAGAtowns
They were shooting them up, they were shooting them down
It's an ancient Donald Trump art and every maga knew their part
From a crazy into trigger and a flicking from the hipster.

Everyone was Gun Fu fighting

There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning

In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Timing.

There was a MAGA BOB and Freedom Fighter Charles
He said, "Here comes the Donald Trump, let's get it on"
We took a shit and made a stand, started aiming with his head
A sudden motion made me slip, now we're into a brand new ship.