2 definitions by shartstain
It's kind of like hiking, but you only hike for maybe five minutes and then proceed to get drunk and high while lounging in hammocks.
Bro 1: "wanna go hiking dude?"
Bro 2: "na bro lets just go woodsing, I'm hungover as shit and my balls hurt"
Bro 1: "tru"
Bro 2: "na bro lets just go woodsing, I'm hungover as shit and my balls hurt"
Bro 1: "tru"
by shartstain May 6, 2015
A competitive sex act in which two or more participants stand on opposite sides of a room and attempt to hit those on the other side with bodily fluids while masturbating. Semen, urine, feces, saliva, mucus, and most forms of vaginal and anal discharge are considered valid projectiles. Depending on local rules participants may or may not use certain objects, such as turkey basters and leaf blowers, to aid in directing the fluids towards their targets.
by shartstain March 30, 2015