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A Guzior is a person who is distinctly talented at grinding at homecoming dances. A Guzior is a sex machine. This is evidenced by his orgasmic sex face, which woman orgasm at the sight of. The vast sex appeal of a Guzior also appeals to men as well. Men can't help but jizz their pants as they watch a Guzior complete a varsity cross country race. A Guzior is also very artistically talented. He routinely displays his artistic talent as a trumpet player in THE Eagan High School Wind Ensemble. If you ever insult a Guzior, expect a fury of vulgar terms to ensue.
Acton: Hey Guzior good job packing it up with Feiock and myself during the last varsity race

Guzior: God you guys are such dicks. You never fucking stop do you?

Feiock: No Guzior, you are the one who never stops
Guzior by trombone69 November 3, 2011
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A nice guy but often mixed in the wrong crowds.
Guy 1: Hey did you see that idiot over there? He's so fake
Guilio: uh. Haha yeah
guilio by SurealPotatoX May 8, 2018
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A total short king. Some say he is Adonis incarnate, attributing to his great looks, and washboard abs. Hung like a horse. Fucks like a stallion, donkey, and a mule. Bedwars god, absolutely destroys other sweats in the games, with the equivalent of a medium shield. Dark souls of Italian people. Badass motherfucker who will reap your shit in Elden Ring.

May be the Dark Souls of Italian people, but when it comes to the actual game, he is mediocre.
Damn that guitto sure is a Guizzo.

I wish I had a Guizzo on my team.

I would let a Guizzo fuck my wife.
Guizzo by GuizzoFan#1 June 22, 2022

Guizhong 

Zhongli/Rex lapis’s dead girl friend that died in the archon war
You wish you were guizhong
Guizhong by Fried salmon July 24, 2021
Peeps: Oi Bill are you coming to the shop

Bill : Yes guizos
Guizo by Bob Barman October 3, 2016
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guiio by vhuoihio October 17, 2020

Guiliooze 

When cheap hair dye runs down your face due to sweat or other moisture.
I got some highlights done but it rain and my shit Guilioozed all down my face like bad mascara!
Guiliooze by gogetthebutter November 24, 2020