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A person with a natural affinity for drinking Venti yeetachinos from Starbucks whilst dabbing and wearing NASA jorts.
Did you see Roy today at Niagara falls? Mans was oozing GUMOND energy
GUMOND by PotaeToe69 February 2, 2022
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A diamond worn by a man.

Plural: guymonds - multiple diamonds worn by a man.
Dude, I'm thinking of getting my ears pierced - that way I can wear some phat guymonds.
guymond by Donkashay December 6, 2011
The art of being skillful. Having an overall skill level unreached by others.

Verb: The act of having incredible sex.
Man that guys got Guimon
Guimon by The Guimon December 14, 2008
Guimon
-The art of being skillful. Having an overall skill level unreached by others.

Guimoned (verb)
-Drinking an excessive amount of beer.
Man that guy got Guimoned last night.
Guimon by Guimon December 14, 2008

Gimondopotamus

A cross between Gigantic, Mondo, and Hippopotamus. Used to denote something of extreme magnitude.
"Holy shit, do you see that fucking Gimondopotamus guy? He eats midgets for recreation."
"Yeah dude, that's friggin umdiculous."
Gimondopotamus by miguelito rojo November 6, 2005

Guymond Bod

A play on the saying "Cut like a diamond". Describing a man who is very fit - most commonly with well-defined arms, chest, legs, and abs. Similar to how good diamonds are well-chiseled and defined.
OMG, have you seen the new guy at the gym? What a guymond bod!
Guymond Bod by Steve J July 10, 2023