guidovic 

A multicellular organism that spreads through your cyberlife presenting symptoms of pain and irritation similar to a bad rash. Like a cyber version of a guidouche which is a pussie/douchebag combo.

That guys is all over my facebook wall like a guidovic

guidovic by dbbshr June 24, 2010

Guidoville 

A neighborhood where many Guidos live or are thought to live, such as the Bensonhurst section of Brooklyn in New York City.

Shortly after the death of Yusuf Hawkins in Bensonhurst in 1989, columnist Pete Hamill wrote a highly controversial column in the New York Post entitled, "The Lesson of Howard Beach Was Lost on the Punks of Guidoville."

Guidoville by Anthony Brancato April 20, 2003

Guidonics

Proper noun. A guttural dialect spoken largely in Italian-American neighborhoods or at the Jersey Shore by Italian-Americans, largely a combination of stock phrases like fuhgeddaboudit and malpronounced Italian words (i.e. gabbagool for "capocollo") that are passed off as being true Italian. A subset of English that makes real Italians cringe.

(A sample sentence of Guidonics below)

Vinnie: "Ey yo, youse wanna come over for dinner? My mom's making macaronis wit gravy."

Guidonics by The Gob o' Ghouls January 11, 2013

guidoville 

see guido
A town in habited by guidos. usually down by the Jersey Shore, but occasionally in parts of New York City and other surrounding urabn areas. Frequent sitings of young, Italian men dressed in tracksuits with tight white tees, gold chains, and muscle cars.

Kerri: Wanna come down to my beach house this summer?
Me: Sure! Which beach is it at?
Kerri: Oh, down in Lavalette.
Me: Oh, it's in guidoville!

guidoville by jersey girl April 24, 2005

Guidoville 

/\ Totally not true. B'hurst is da shizzle

Guideoville is up ya ass

Guidoville by ...JeSSicA... April 10, 2004

Guidoville 

North Jersey

Guidoville is the capital of North Jersey. I've never seen so many damn guido's in my life, not even close. Let's go back to Brooklyn!

Guidoville by 2ManyGuidosInJersey October 18, 2008