Guidonia
Guidonia by The Duke of Hemophilia January 21, 2010
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Guidonaut
A guidonaut is the rarest form of guido. Much like regular guido's, guidonaut's use so much hair product that it disrupts their normal brain function. These guido's think they are the greatest thing in the universe, because if you let them talk long enough they will likely tell you they have been to space. Guidonaut's are generally rude to male's and downright degrading to women, especially of foreign descent.
Woman: Guess what I got on my test?
Guidonaut: I don't care! Look at my hair.
Woman: 95%
GN: What you beat me, how is that possible, your a woman.
Woman: Excuse me.
GN: Yah well, it doesn't matter, I have been to outerspace in my VeeDub rocketship!!!
Guidonaut: I don't care! Look at my hair.
Woman: 95%
GN: What you beat me, how is that possible, your a woman.
Woman: Excuse me.
GN: Yah well, it doesn't matter, I have been to outerspace in my VeeDub rocketship!!!
Guidonaut by B. Aldworth, Phd, R. Heinbuch March 31, 2009
Guidonics
Proper noun. A guttural dialect spoken largely in Italian-American neighborhoods or at the Jersey Shore by Italian-Americans, largely a combination of stock phrases like fuhgeddaboudit and malpronounced Italian words (i.e. gabbagool for "capocollo") that are passed off as being true Italian. A subset of English that makes real Italians cringe.
(A sample sentence of Guidonics below)
Vinnie: "Ey yo, youse wanna come over for dinner? My mom's making macaronis wit gravy."
Vinnie: "Ey yo, youse wanna come over for dinner? My mom's making macaronis wit gravy."
Guidonics by The Gob o' Ghouls January 11, 2013
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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