gridmania gamitis 

Addiction to an internet grid game requiring no skillz. Involving mindless hours of clicking it manages somehow to suck you in. It rocks.

Paul and Matt have mad skillz but still have yet to beat me in Grid Game. They mos def have gridmania gamitis.

gridmania gamitis by Me Shell November 10, 2008

gudmandsen 

The weird fat kid you make hype in awkward situations. He dont like girls, but one who is the hottest girl in school. He will never leave the boys in the back, he is legit a god.

With a trash ass jumper.

oscar
"do you know Gudmandsen"
signe
"o ya my best friend"

gudmandsen by victor lillemose November 18, 2019

guidance 

A period in school time where they try to teach you about life.
No one ever listens but they eat and mostly sleep for an hour.

burger-"What food did you get for guidance?"
Me-"I got two ham rolls and some chocolate bars."
burger-"Cool."

guidance by securson March 24, 2004

Guidance 

See advice.

If you want guidance, see advice.

Guidance by Quof March 27, 2011

The Guidance Center 

A non-profit organization that operates under ass backwards rules and regulations run by idiotic, ego tripping, morons with grandiose delusions.

assinine hell dysfunctional convoluted transient grossly underpaid grossly overworked stupid retarded the guidance center

The Guidance Center by Free as a bird February 9, 2010

guidian 

A young Armenian male residing in the U.S. (mainly in the L.A./Glendale, CA area) who is usually defined by his oily hair, over usage of cologne, cigarette breath, facial hair of some sort, excessive jewelry, jump suit, and a Beemer. These traits are similar to the North East U. S. "guido," who is usually of Italian descent. Hence the word: GUID + IAN, where "guid" is derived from "guido." The "ian" ending comes from the suffix of almost all Armenian last names.

This Beemer full of guidians barely ran me over when I crossed Glendale Ave!

guidian by J. D. Lombardian January 12, 2008

Guidance Counselor 

A particularly lame and moronic adult that spends most of the day patronizing unhappy children/teenagers while under the delusion that they are making the world a better place. Except in very rare cases, they usually end up screwing kids more than helping them. Tend to smile too much. Approach with caution.

Mrs McKay, the middle school guidance counselor, smiled at the distraught young boy and, instead of giving him any useful advice, told him to just ignore the kids that threw trash at him on a daily basis. Then she gave him an animal cracker and asked how many guns he had at home.

Guidance Counselor by Nobody Everyman February 26, 2005