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Montréal slang for bank fraude usually involving cashing out big amounts of money. If you're from montreal than you know guiche.
Yo bro send me your guiche we are gonna cashout.
Holla guiche c'est live 5k minimum dont sleep.
Guiche by Pidre Cat October 26, 2020
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getting pwned by a series of impossibly hard fill-in-the-blank tests and timed essays that are equally as impossible to be adequately prepared for.

*originated from the surname of an AP English teacher, the primary cause of aforementioned definition.
"EMILY I'M SO GUITHED, THAT ESSAY YESTERDAY WAS CRAZY INSANE AND THE POETRY TEST TOMORROW, I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO STUDY!!!"

"You just got Guithed!" <--suitable in response to circumstances of academic failure/unachieved success, more specifically the times when said failure occurred as a result of seemingly perpetual academic stresses.
Guithed by mooooza July 29, 2008
An ATM in Quebec
I had an additional fee of 3.50 at the guichet when I withdrew 20$
Guichet by aulivermtl March 23, 2009

dry gulched 

dry gulched by English Jax November 12, 2013
The guiche is the bit betwixt your asshole and your nutsack. Also know as the perenium in scientific circles
The cheeky bint tickled my guiche
Guiche by Mac October 12, 2004
The area between a mans testicles and asshole.
Guiche by Slice January 29, 2003